So, a fat man on a tiny motorcycle was cruising through the countryside when he came upon a small dog playing with a small buck on the side of the road. The fat man stops to take a picture but the dog and the buck come straight over.

The dog says "Can you scratch my friend's head....it's really itching him."
The buck walks around the bike a couple times and says "Hey....that's nice bike....for a girl!!!"

The fat man bristles and says "Alright buck-o, what do you want?"
The buck gets right up in the fat man's face and says "Scratch my head."

So, the fat man started scratching.

The buck says "NO....my HEAD, stupid...my head!"

Then the buck says "Aww man....that's it. Get my antlers too."

The fat man continues to scratch until the buck is somewhat happy. The buck says "Man...that was great. We're gonna' be pals."

Then, out of the blue, the buck kisses the fat man right on the mouth. And the fat man says "HEY!!! Stay in your lane, bro. I don't swing that way!"

Then, the fat man wiped off his face (repeatedly) and continued heading home. Storms were on the way....and it was a long way home.

The fat man stopped again and pondered "Did I do something to provoke the unnatural reaction?"

Then he looked at the radar and thought, "Don't matter...gotta go."
