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Title: Scratch My Head
Post by: kdtrull on August 05, 2019, 04:50:51 PM
So, a fat man on a tiny motorcycle was cruising through the countryside when he came upon a small dog playing with a small buck on the side of the road.  The fat man stops to take a picture but the dog and the buck come straight over.

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The dog says "Can you scratch my friend's head....it's really itching him."

The buck walks around the bike a couple times and says "Hey....that's nice bike....for a girl!!!"

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The fat man bristles and says "Alright buck-o, what do you want?"

The buck gets right up in the fat man's face and says "Scratch my head."

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So, the fat man started scratching.

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The buck says "NO....my HEAD, stupid...my head!"

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Then the buck says "Aww man....that's it.  Get my antlers too."

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The fat man continues to scratch until the buck is somewhat happy.  The buck says "Man...that was great.  We're gonna' be pals."

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Then, out of the blue, the buck kisses the fat man right on the mouth.  And the fat man says "HEY!!! Stay in your lane, bro.  I don't swing that way!"

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Then, the fat man wiped off his face (repeatedly) and continued heading home.  Storms were on the way....and it was a long way home.

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The fat man stopped again and pondered "Did I do something to provoke the unnatural reaction?"

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Then he looked at the radar and thought, "Don't matter...gotta go."

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Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: Nice Goat on August 05, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
That shit does not happen.  You have got mad Photoshop skills though.

:D
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: Chitza on August 05, 2019, 07:21:49 PM
Amazing story, Ken. Told as only you can.
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: TFancher on August 05, 2019, 07:26:22 PM
The buck has a collar on. The dog doesn't. Hmmm.....
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: Fencejumper09 on August 05, 2019, 09:12:03 PM
That is fantastic!
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: Guidedawg on August 06, 2019, 08:12:58 AM
Always an adventure...

What I'm taking from this story is that he was kissed by a horny (antlery?) guy wearing a bondage collar.
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: kdtrull on August 06, 2019, 09:27:38 AM
Quote from: Guidedawg on August 06, 2019, 08:12:58 AM
What I'm taking from this story is that he was kissed by a horny (antlery?) guy wearing a bondage collar.

Man....it sounds a lot worse when you say it that way!   :-*
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: Guidedawg on August 06, 2019, 10:56:05 AM
With that description, I wouldn't want to see pictures  ???

But in this case, I'm glad you did  :D

Of course, it just goes to show that kdtrull isn't one to pass the buck....
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: 2372ighost on August 06, 2019, 09:53:08 PM
👆Groan..........!
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: kdtrull on August 07, 2019, 06:13:06 PM
I can give you coordinates to a Fallow deer farm, if you've ever wanted to see one (some) (many) (a bunch).
I'm reluctant to give away the pet deer location.

Fallow are not native.  They are not pets.  I believe they are raised and sold....or harvested for the antlers to make "wood that does not bend", in Asia....But they don't run far if you want a picture and the experience of seeing some.....plus, it's beautiful country.  Go see!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallow_deer

35.178754, -87.243363

Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: kdtrull on August 11, 2019, 07:22:47 PM
Got the backstory on the young deer today (1 and 1/2 years old).  The owners were home (Mom, Dad, two teen boys, a younger girl, baby boy, and one on the way) (The modest home can be seen in one of the pictures too...can you imagine???

Anyways....Mother deer was killed by a vehicle on the Trace.  The man that found him is a timber worker, avid hunter, and most impressively, a well healed combat veteran who still serves in the guard.  He'd just arrived from weekend duty while we (BamaPhill and myself) were talking to his sons.  He thought he could make better than coyote food of the few weeks old animal.  They raised it at home with the dog in the pictures (roughly the same age).  The dog tends to look out for the deer but, at its current age and size, the deer is capable of warding off the other area dogs by itself when needed.  He bites, they say, when necessary.  The next part of the tale is a little extraordinary.  They hunt locally and the "pet" deer goes hunting with them.

There are interesting things almost anywhere you go.
Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: kdtrull on August 11, 2019, 07:30:55 PM
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Did I mention that I dang near got drown-ded on the way home last weekend:

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Title: Re: Scratch My Head
Post by: merc16 on August 11, 2019, 09:23:36 PM
Cool story !

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