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Offline Fencejumper09

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Carnage Report
« on: March 08, 2018, 10:51:42 AM »
Let's See YOUR Wreckage!!


This thread is for showing off some good old fashioned "Get Offs"

Please limit posts to those of yourself or your riding buddies!

Please keep blood and gore to a minimum!

Feel free to add commentary as to what went wrong or what you could have done to prevent the wreck.

**No Random Internet Wrecks**

Here is my latest wreck at The Ridge. I got a little sideways off of a rock and wasn't able to recover before smacking a tree!

Enjoy

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 11:11:28 AM »
Failed attempt to climb Mt. Everest at The Ridge. It was a little slick and getting back down was the hard part!! 

Superstar @Mulley made it up first attemp!

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2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2018, 11:14:36 AM »
Wes was just looking for a little emotional support but the trees couldn't carry the weight of his baggage!

2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2018, 11:17:35 AM »
Lost my footing and found a tree! Pivot turn failure x2, practice coming this weekend!

2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2018, 11:21:22 AM »
@IceCold4x4  found out that we had taken all the traction out of the run up to this ditch with vertical faces!!

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2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2018, 11:24:30 AM »
Pretty sure when I get home and add all mine up I'll win this entire thread

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2018, 11:33:56 AM »
Sorry, no video's of me crashing but here's the aftermath of trying to brake on a wet wooden bridge.


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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2018, 11:48:25 AM »
You really gotta watch out for those tire grabbers in the woods!

Always try to hit sticks and logs at 90 degrees not 1.22456753 degrees!

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2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2018, 11:54:02 AM »
Aftermath of a wreck during the 2017 Perry Mountain 24HR Race! The 690 was wider than the 2 trees I tried to split! Notice the bark filling the torx head of the lower triple clamp bolts!  ???

That bark lasted the entire race and I had to use a pick to get it out once I was home!

2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2018, 11:57:14 AM »
I found a slick spot on the double track at The Ridge. Lost the front tire and slid into the next mud hole! Great way to start the day!!



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2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2018, 12:08:48 PM »
Sorry, no video's of me crashing but here's the aftermath of trying to brake on a wet wooden bridge.



I was wondering why it was all scratched up when you sold it to me.

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2018, 08:34:53 PM »
A little fun at Hollytree Offroad! Just a couple of the many tumbles that I actually caught!

@AT-AT showing us how to back it in!

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2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2018, 09:15:55 PM »
Enjoyed a day trying to explore Stony Lonesome! There is some technical stuff out there that will get you some bloopers real quick!

@IceCold4x4 was doing his best Tim Coleman impression trying to do seat bounce 180s!

2013 KTM 690 Enduro/Sumo
2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2018, 10:09:36 PM »
The bloopers from the Dirt School last weekend!

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2013 KTM RC8R
2011 KTM 990 SMR (Oh Yeah)
2002 YZ250 (EG295)
1985 Goldwing (ish)
Remember, a boss doesn't always do smart things, but he always does them like a boss. - Paebr332

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Re: Carnage Report
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2018, 12:41:52 AM »
This one put me in the E.R. and unable to put on my own shoes for a month. Bruised spleen and torn back muscles (I still get spasms and cramps where the muscle healed).